boob cake

Boob cake: the way a large set of boobs looks pressed up against the glass of a shower stall, window, ect.

"Dude, that chick in the Miata was totally baking me some boob cake"

by spoons, goddamnit! January 16, 2008

Cake Pop

Someone who is fat on the top but has really thin/fit legs.

That girl doesn't just have a muffin top; she's a straight up cake pop!

by clarasssaurus December 31, 2012

the cake is cold

what co-workers tell each other as secret code to know that, yes, today is somebody's birthday - and yes, cake will be shared in the lunchroom.

Receptionist J: isn't today Mary's birthday?

Receptionist P: Duh wench, the cake is cold !

by ReceptionistJ June 28, 2006

panty cake

The layer of crust left from a yeast infection in the crocth of a dirty pair of panties.

"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."

"That sucks."

by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006

ass cakes

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

icebox cake

(n) - An incredibly pleasurable sexual act in which a woman sits and spreads her legs and vagina. A man then sits on her receptive vagina and pinches a loaf right into that bitch.

My boo wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so I dropped a fresh icebox cake into her freezer.

by Kyle Milz October 4, 2005

anal cake

the stuff that comes out of your ass on the toilet

i just baked an anal cake in the bathroom

by hogy May 26, 2005