blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Finger Bump

When two people finger the same vagina at the same time; and touch hands whilst inside said vagina.

May or may not include eye contact between the two fingerers making eye contact.

It was so cool when we finger bumped inside of Barbara whilst in the bus the other day.

by Ksmith666 November 20, 2019

Bump

A whole language within a single word. Can be used as an expression of happiness, fear, disgust, surprise, etc. The vocal delivery or repetition of the bump changes it’s meaning. Often, it’s used as an onomatopoeia but with a deep meaning.

“Dude watch out there’s a car coming!”
“BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!”

OR

“I just got dumped.”
“Buuummpp, sorry brotein shake”

by stripmallmegachurch December 12, 2021

Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

Bumps in mouth from vaping

Yes, you aren’t the only one having this issue it’s fucking annoying and kinda scared me, just fucken stop vaping so much and drink more water and make sure to gargle with salt water!,,,

Hey man I got bumps in my throat, sauce me your vape, friend : that’s gross ur not using mine ever, also friend: looks In mouth, me: oh yeah who’s the fag now suckerrrrr. Bumps in mouth from vaping

by Vaping addic January 19, 2021

bump down

Dallas slang often used to refer to a shootout.

Fuck all that talking ... let's bump down!

by Ms.Badazz2u June 14, 2024

bag bump

A male greeting. Two gentlemen see each other in public and give each other a hearty pelvic thrust. They're testicles smack together creating a bag bump

Hey man, I saw dude yesterday and he gave me a vicious bag bump. My balls are still hurting.

by The 4 panis September 16, 2017