A chill bro who is wicked athletic and smart. This kid can be found wearing his warm-up jacket, nike or under armour shorts and quarter socks. These kids trudge lightly on the ground in order to keep their nike or adidas running shoes clean and fresh. These bros get mad chicks and are some of the coolest kids on campus. Similar to a lax bro, many lax bros are bros with these kids.
by soccuurkidfly October 18, 2010
Get the soccer bro mug.a bro ho is a girl version of a bro. they usually wear SoCal concidering most live in that area. such as 909, 760, 714, 951 area code. usualy wears anything zebra/ leopard along with hostility, tapout, SRH and metal mulisha, they love dirtbikes, atvs, quads, and sandrails. they usually ride or drive lifted trucks blasting any rock or rock rap fusion like kmk or kingspade. most bro hos hate this tag because of the word "ho" as a lot of them are not. ( although i will admit there are some skanky bro hos that slandered the bro world and gave them tags like these) they usually have half blonde on top and black on bottom of hair. they party a lot and chill. usually these girls are strikingly hot when they dont wear a lot of makeup
by jessicaxxxxx May 16, 2008
Get the bro ho mug.A sub genre of rock ‘n roll music, branching off the Nü-Metal sub genre, characterized by heavy guitar riffs, simplistic lyrics surrounding love, loss, and sex. It is widely accepted by a class of listeners who are not visibly metal fans - such as weight room enthusiasts, football players, auto mechanics, and others who commonly use “bro” as an informal way to address a friend, acquaintance, or even a complete stranger. The common listener also usually queues up popular hip-hop tracks, gangsta rap, country, etc on their personal listening device. Bros typically refer to this genre simply as “metal.” Bands include, but are not limited to:
• Nickelback
• Creed
• Puddle of Mudd
• Nickelback
• Creed
• Puddle of Mudd
“Hey bro. Have you heard that new Nickleback album? That shit is dope. Chad Kroeger really hits me right in the feels.”
“Bro! Bro! I hear Creed might get back together next week. I love it when Scott Stapp opens his arms wide when he shouts. That shit is tough like Jesus, bro!”
“Hey bro. I got an extra ticket to see Puddle of Mudd tomorrow night. I can’t find anyone else to go with me. I have an extra Ed Hardy shirt in it for you can have if you want to tag along. C’mon bro, no one else will go with me. C’mon bro. Broooooo?!”
“Yeah, I can’t stand watching Scott Stapp mimick Eddie Vedder’s voice or pretend he’s Jesus Christ. At least Eddie Vedder’s natural speaking voice sounds similar to how he sings. Scott Stapp sounds nasally when he talks and writes lyrics that appeal to either 3rd graders or gym rats who love bro metal.”
“Bro! Bro! I hear Creed might get back together next week. I love it when Scott Stapp opens his arms wide when he shouts. That shit is tough like Jesus, bro!”
“Hey bro. I got an extra ticket to see Puddle of Mudd tomorrow night. I can’t find anyone else to go with me. I have an extra Ed Hardy shirt in it for you can have if you want to tag along. C’mon bro, no one else will go with me. C’mon bro. Broooooo?!”
“Yeah, I can’t stand watching Scott Stapp mimick Eddie Vedder’s voice or pretend he’s Jesus Christ. At least Eddie Vedder’s natural speaking voice sounds similar to how he sings. Scott Stapp sounds nasally when he talks and writes lyrics that appeal to either 3rd graders or gym rats who love bro metal.”
by OciferSven December 2, 2018
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Lisa: What did you say to me?
Lewis: Sorry, bro speak. I meant you lost.
Lisa: What did you say to me?
Lewis: Sorry, bro speak. I meant you lost.
by frisky curtain June 24, 2008
Get the bro speak mug.A derogatory term used to describe:
(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails
(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence
Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish
Also slang for jabroni
(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails
(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence
Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish
Also slang for jabroni
Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"
by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009
Get the j bro mug.A comedic movie, usually involving major sexual overtones, drug/alcohol-use and frequent cursing bouts between characters.
Guy 1: Did you see the new bro-com?
Guy 2: The one with Seth Rogen and the Fogle character? Hell yes, that was hilarious!
Guy 2: The one with Seth Rogen and the Fogle character? Hell yes, that was hilarious!
by Chad Bro-chill March 23, 2009
Get the Bro-Com mug.A party where only the bros are invited by the host. These Bros are obviously expected to be wearing their respective pinnies since they are in fact bros. Each invited member is advised by the host to bring a "+1" to the party with the host's approval. To properly qualify as a +1 the girl must be either:
a) Your girlfriend
b) A lady friend from outside of the bros' school.
c) A younger girl
There are also a few important things to remember when having trouble selecting a girl to be your +1.
a) It is important to note that the +1 you bring does not necessarily have to be a girl that interests you. You can hook a bro up. "Sharing is caring."
b) Nobody cares who you bring. It is a night of bro-bonding at its purist so time should not be spent worrying about if the girl is acceptable to be seen with in front of your friends. Bros are bros. And as long as bros are happy with who they are hooking up with then the bros' bros should be happy too.
c) You should never make a girl your +1 if she cannot spend the night at the host's house because your chances of scoring will be significantly lowered.
*Some variates for the rules exist and those may be used at the host's discretion. (ie: "A public school girl may only qualify if her family income is over 100k per year")
*It is strongly encouraged that at least one bro has a camera so that photographs can be taken to document the night on a facebook photo album. This album should always be called "It's like we're guys from Delbarton (and all these girls are named lynn)"
a) Your girlfriend
b) A lady friend from outside of the bros' school.
c) A younger girl
There are also a few important things to remember when having trouble selecting a girl to be your +1.
a) It is important to note that the +1 you bring does not necessarily have to be a girl that interests you. You can hook a bro up. "Sharing is caring."
b) Nobody cares who you bring. It is a night of bro-bonding at its purist so time should not be spent worrying about if the girl is acceptable to be seen with in front of your friends. Bros are bros. And as long as bros are happy with who they are hooking up with then the bros' bros should be happy too.
c) You should never make a girl your +1 if she cannot spend the night at the host's house because your chances of scoring will be significantly lowered.
*Some variates for the rules exist and those may be used at the host's discretion. (ie: "A public school girl may only qualify if her family income is over 100k per year")
*It is strongly encouraged that at least one bro has a camera so that photographs can be taken to document the night on a facebook photo album. This album should always be called "It's like we're guys from Delbarton (and all these girls are named lynn)"
Bros +1 was a good idea until all those girls our age with a boyfriend from our school came.
Bro#1: Yo bro you hittin up bros +1 night on Friday?
Bro#2: Chill bro. I'll be all up in that. And I'm bringin a +1 who is easily the sluttiest froshy in her school that is not the school we go to and I don't even wanna tap that bitch, but I figured I'd bring her to share with my other bros.
Matt the British bro is hosting a bros +1 night. Should be kickass.
Bro#1: Yo bro you hittin up bros +1 night on Friday?
Bro#2: Chill bro. I'll be all up in that. And I'm bringin a +1 who is easily the sluttiest froshy in her school that is not the school we go to and I don't even wanna tap that bitch, but I figured I'd bring her to share with my other bros.
Matt the British bro is hosting a bros +1 night. Should be kickass.
by BigBadBroJohn May 22, 2008
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