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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you can ever meet, he's such an a-hole, he's the male version of a Karen. he's a simp and one on the uglyist people you'll ever meet!
If you have a brandon in your life do yourself a favor and cut him out!
Girl 1 "I wish brandon would get hit by a car!"
Girl 2 "he is literally the worst! And he's so ugly!"

Guy 1 "did you see that way that batista looked at me? What a b! No tip today Karen."

Guy 2 "dude!? Don't be such a Brandon."
by MJdocumentary October 2, 2020
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Brandon

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads
by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022
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brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
by Hgfdz November 2, 2020
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Brandon

An apex human being. He is an excellent hunter as he can chase down any deer and tackle it. Also able to one shot any bear with one upper cut. Brandon’s are not to be messed with as their tracking skills they will find you anywhere.
Dame Brandon you 360 no scoped that deer.
by Timur Glazkov September 24, 2022
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Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
by Raton00 December 22, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon, baby, boy
That guy is such a Brandon. I’m obsessed with him.
by mmaroonwalrus May 30, 2022
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Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy
God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch
by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018
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