Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
Get the Ex-boyfriend Diseasemug. by ur moms place July 28, 2022
Get the boyfriend thingmug. my cute caring boyfriend who has a silly fish brain and tickles you until you feel like pissing yourself. I love him
by Coley222 December 11, 2023
Get the My dummy boyfriend Lukemug. Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest and most awesome person ever. He is kind, smart, respectful, honest, trustworthy, cute, responsible, hard-working, handsome. He is the most amazing thing to ever happen to her, and they love each other so much.
by LilyLovesSam February 19, 2025
Get the Lily's Boyfriendmug. casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)
1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.
by charlolobffff December 31, 2020
Get the french boyfriendmug. by Hotstuff23 August 29, 2022
Get the Boyfriend sharingmug.