Chicken-bird

The "correct" name of any bird you tell your children when wont stop asking questions and you don’t actually know but can't break their tiny hearts by letting them think you don’t know every damned thing about every damned thing in the universe ever!.....but also still kindda love that they still think you do :)

And What’s that one called daddy? ...oh, that’s the ‘Moroccan Chicken-bird’ sweetie.

by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 20, 2021

blingbling birds

Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...

"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"

by all2sexy June 14, 2009

Nerve Bird

When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.

When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.

by Budbear December 5, 2018