Beard Date

It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.

Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.

Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.

by marcus daniel malloid May 15, 2023

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The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

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Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 02, 2011

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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.

Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?

by Beard of Win September 01, 2010

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