Faith based homophobia

An excuse used by religious people to defend the fact they’re homophobic

John: hey look at that gay faggot who’s going to burn in hell

Chad: Why are you so homophobic

John: Dude it’s against my religion that’s so offensive I’m just following the will of god

Chad: isn’t that just Faith based homophobia?

John: No, that’s a whole other thing

Chad: Fuck off mate

by Laztrig September 23, 2021

Two way base ball

A base ball bat with two base balls.

" Lets play two way base ball patrick" said spongebob

by James Wood June 26, 2004

All your base are belong to us

1) What you say after a victory

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

by Justin H. April 9, 2005

P base four minus one

If you want to be really tricky, instead of saying P base three you can curveball it by saying P base four minus one. A P3 was originaly an unfinished drawing of a penis, but now has come to mean penis.

I started drawing a penis on my friend's homework but I only managed a p base four minus one.

"Quit grabbing your P base four minus one in public, Mark, it's impolite."

by The Horned Water January 25, 2005

white based named paging system

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.

The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Your entire life was based on gay rights

THE MOST WORST INSULT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, CAN SURPASS your family tree LGBT

jake "hey dude"
mike: "w0t"
jake: your entire life was based on gay rights

*THE ENTIRE BODY OF MIKE HAS DIED.*

by Wiifanbro May 23, 2018

don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

by bdson1993 October 30, 2009