Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.

Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.

by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020

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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist

Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*

by 俺が見 March 3, 2022

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A combination of a cuck and a simp. Somebody who is a simpleton towards anything and will bow down toward any authority figure and etc. without having anything to say. These people are afraid to offer any advice and will support anything without doing any research what so ever.

EX: A gamer who buys all of the DLC for Dead or Alive 6. "How can anybody be so stupid and spend $2,000 on a broken video game/defend the fact that they spend that much in porn? What a cuck simp!"

EX 2: A reviewer who rates something a 10/10 and ignores all of the issues of set product. "Doom Eternal gets a 10/10 yet critics ignore all the bugs/glitches/many crashes that others are experiencing? What a cuck simp!"

EX 3: A person who defends a corporation or a terrible person/leader to their dying breath/will go to EXTREME measures to prove their point. "WWE fans are hypocritical and will defend a fake product just to get over with their favorite superstars. Bunch of cuck simps!"

by VXXXXXX April 18, 2020

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