crack fever

When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.

John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?

Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?

John: I'll be at yours in an hour.

John arrives at Larry's

John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub

Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.

John: fuck bro you got the crack fever

by Modest Molly October 24, 2017

double yellow fever

A sexual obsession with watching asian girls urinate.

guy #1: dude last night hui lian pissed with the door open and I saw the whole thing from the bed, I got the weirdest boner.

guy#2: DOUBLE YELLOW FEVER!!

by joanrafio August 10, 2012

hog fever

When you eat a huge meal and fall into a food coma.

Travis ate a HUGE turkey dinner and fell into hog fever like a dumb ass.

by Narcolepticdickswallower November 16, 2017

fat famous fever

when the government tries to get you to be attracted to fat people because they are widely known.

The fat famous fever made most of Americans satisfied with being obese.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019

Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

maple fever

When a non-canadain is attracted to a Canadian 'Eh.

I can stop nailing canading chicks, i think i might have the maple fever.

by 1SIKWS6 December 5, 2015

jukebox fever

The affliction where one is confronted by an internet connected jukebox with access to almost every song ever recorded yet being unable to think of any song ever.

"What song you putting on Dai?"
"I dunno Bryn, I've got jukebox fever."

by jcmg March 21, 2020