National wash a window day on august 29

If you laugh even the slightest sounds like a window getting washed , then august 29 is your day!,

Boy1: hey bro isn’t national wash a window day on august 29, today?
Boy 2: oh yeah , i better wash a window this instant bro!

by Duck laugher April 12, 2023

Carolina River Wash

when 2 people go and have sex in a river

Me and my girlfriend went down to Carolina River Wash last weekend.

by Purple hooded swagger May 26, 2021

Pisser Washing

When someone pisses all over the bathroom and it looks like they were trying to hose the place down.

Hey Jim, Did you see the bathroom today? The place is completely soaked. Looks like someone was Pisser Washing in there.

by WhtWidowR August 2, 2018

waterway car wash

Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass

That dude works at waterway car wash, poor dude

by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020

Mouth Wash

It is insane how much relief I got from that.

Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Sane Washing

what New York Times does when it gets hold of an insane Trump soundbyte

Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.

by Uncle Joosie September 5, 2024

washing the pearl

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

"Stacy you've been in there for two hours! What are you doing?"

"Go away! I'm washing the pearl!"

by TheStenchofDiscovery July 13, 2015