1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Car Washmug. by someone Anonymoussss January 7, 2022
Get the Washed Randommug. Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 3, 2022
Get the Two hog wash!mug. by Jaysea May 18, 2022
Get the Power Washmug. The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023
Get the Georgia car washmug. When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
Get the Car Wash Tittiesmug. by Uceeee October 24, 2023
Get the White Washedmug.