vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"

hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction

by Yergen January 16, 2007

vagina sock

a pair of panties; the female undergarment;

I was talking to this girl the other day about why punching babies is a therapeutic act and she went all ape shit on me. I quickly told this crazy dame to loosen up her vagina sock so the blood could reach her brain center of humor.

by The Mike F December 9, 2007

Vaginac

A Vaginac is a man who trades his services for sex. It is different from a prostitute in that money is not involved in the transaction

Because he was very good at calculus, girls would trade his expertise of the subject with sex. He is known by his peers as a Vaginac

by Kmore9 April 4, 2009

vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010

Canyonesque Vagina

A vagina of epic proportions.

Dude where's Anthony?
Oh, he got caught up with that hooker down on 3rd.
Shit, I hope he's ok, I heard a group of boyscouts got lost in her canyonesque vagina just last week.
...

by JizMasterZero October 12, 2006

Vagina boner

A boner...for your vagina

"He was so sexy I got a vagina boner."

by Kappa Theta Mu February 14, 2012