urban turban

a williamsburg t-shirt company specializing in sarcastic, witty ideas and fabulous cuts

guy 1: i bought this dope t-shirt yesterday.
guy 2: it has the same brand of irreverent, sexy appeal as this wicked t-shirt i bought the day before.
guy 1: i got mine from urban turban.
guy 2: hey, same here.
girls: c'mere, boys.

by adu September 5, 2003

Tugboat

word to describe someone who keeps smiling at you and you arent't sure whether they are trying to keep the peace or just gloating - like the skinhead who did Ed Norton in Amercian History X.

the guy is a real tugboat

by guy who looks like meatloaf September 14, 2004

turbed

The act of turning a heterosexual into a homosexual.

You have been turbed.

OMG is he turbed?

Who let the turbed out?!

by mGruff January 24, 2010

Tugboat Presley

Handjob. Another way of disguising the act of a handjob. Slang.

I was tryin ta get a Beejer but she let me off wit a Tugboat Presley

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Turbed

To be anxious and stressed. A shortened variation of perturbed and disturbed.

The origin of this word will be in the 2060s. The fad will be to deconstruct words and make up words, but still go by english rules. Thus the slang meaning will be apparent upon hearing it, but it will be a new word.

Source: reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/2bjurz/i_may_or_may_not_be_a_time_traveler_either_way_i/

Jim thinks all of his E-Rupee might be stolen. He's quite turbed.

by Aubrey P. Murphy July 24, 2014

the turban

to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain

Yesterday in the lockerroom, i gave everyone the turban.

by The Gnar June 11, 2007

Seattle Tugboat

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.

Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!

by TJ_01 February 19, 2009