train boy

A train boy is someone who thinks that Dodge from "Locke & Key" is unbearable for throwing a kid in front of a train, regardless of that scene's ties to the comics. And they will do anything to reinterpret the rightful owner of the eponymous magical keys as someone evil enough to shame Lord Sauron and despicable enough to make Dolores Umbridge tremble, no matter how many times she reminds us the keys are her property before Bode found them, or saves Kinsey from drowning, or saves Tyler and Nina from Sam. And they will compare any strong female character to her and say that we're "the definition of delusional" for disagreeing. A common argument from a train boy is that killing a kid automatically makes someone "objectively evil" for the rest of their lives but also that Sam setting dozens of underage prisoners on fire doesn't stop him from being "a good guy". Train boys may call us Satanists before reveling in Sam's nihilistic nature, or call us simps before simping over Eden or Jackie. Overall they base their tastes (or lack thereof) around girls badass enough to utilize trains as killing tools, and those too weak to try.

"I think Dodge is a wonderful person and iconic character"
"Haha silly fanboy, you're just jealous of how attractive and cool Jackie and Bode are"
"Okay train boy"

by Keeper of the Keys October 9, 2021

tooky-train

a train headed for TOOKYLICIOUS fun!

damn son. dem joints is going down on da TOOKY-TRAIN!

by danizzleforizzleshizzledizzle April 17, 2007

proximity effect training

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

gravy train

it don't really matter; its whatever

Person 1: I forgot you worked today
Person 2: Its all gravy train

by S.E.H. July 29, 2005

Z-Train

Adjective: a homosexual teenager.

Hey did you see that kid on the basketball court? Total z-train.

by thebigredmenace April 24, 2011

Osceola train ride

The Osceola Train ride is a sexual encounter where a person performs oral sex on a man and puts their finger into his anus and massages the prostrate, whilst saying "choo choo!"

"Hey man, have you ever had an Osceola train ride? " "yea, she was 3 knuckles deep last night!"

by KathnPersteph November 3, 2015

Follow the damn train

This is all we had to do

All we had to do was follow the damn train Cj!

by Zaite February 15, 2019