by Bracefxce_jay October 4, 2021
Get the National touch thigh daymug. The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
Get the Don't touch my pizzamug. Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!
by ghad0922 September 21, 2024
Get the stories that touchmug. It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.
by OllieKazam December 21, 2017
Get the Summer butt touchmug. The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
by LizardLuness April 29, 2022
Get the Gay Touchmug. $TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"
by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017
Get the Touch And Tankmug. When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.
Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”
by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018
Get the The touchmug.