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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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To toast some rock

Trying to toast some rock in Baltimore? Prepared to make your crack pipe from recycled materials.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2022
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Toast

toast is an amazing person :). a toast is a kind and caring person who is someone you really might want to meet in your life
i really wish toast was in my life <3
by toast bestfriend December 28, 2021
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Toast

When two people fuck a sandwich until one of them cums. Who ever cums last has to eat the sandwich
by Jeanne Fetsch June 14, 2018
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beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth

A phrase comprised of many key elements, partly observed from the passing noise emanating from sub-woofer car audio systems (beastie-toasty, beastie-toasty). Unique to a small group indigenous to Birkenhead, sometimes found loitering in Nottingham
"Dude, this weekend is going to be totally beast-on-toast-anator-ington-dalesworth cool"
by Big Tom Rawlings June 23, 2008
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roasted toasted baloasted

1) When a group of three get humiliated.

2) There is drama between a group of three that you don't care about.
1) Ex: Emma, Emily, and Edmond totally got roasted toasted baloasted by Emelyn the other day!

2) Ex: What? What three got into a fight? It all just seems like a case of roasted toasted baloasted to me..
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Dutch Toast

A breakfast dish where slices of bread are dipped into a bowl of cum which are then fried in a pan
Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”

Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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