tittie wip

When you slap both of a at kid's man boobs starting from the side in one motion. then yelling TITTIE WIPED!

Chance sees fat old Tommy in the hall.

he desides to go for the kill and tittie wip him.

Tommy: owww, what they heck??

Chacne: Boom! You just got tittie wiped Mr. i cant believe it's not butter!!!

by lonely hammy November 25, 2011

Titty stick

A stick one uses to strike against their own shin to avoid a boner in public whilst wearing basketball short, swim shorts, or sweatpants. The stick shall be at least 6” but less than 24” in length and made of wood or plastic, metal is discouraged. To avoid severe injury, one should only use a wrist motion to strike and not a full arm motion.

Damn those titties are fine, I’m gonna need a titty stick

by Chrispy Chicken November 22, 2020

titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017

Titty Tuck

When you gotta take your tits off at the end of the day but you're not at home so you tuck them under your gunt.

"Fuck, I just wanna whip ma tits off, but I'm still at work. Guess I'll just titty tuck. Woop Woop!"

by Erin Bindlebop February 4, 2021

sco-titty

What you should call your arrogant "friend" Scot(t) to piss the shit out of him.

Scot: I am so high and mighty. *to himself*
You: yo, Sco-titty, what's up bro?
Sco-titty: STFU, ur a gheyfag, diaf.

by Andyisanub March 28, 2008

Gib-titty

A boy who has a skinny penis with a mushroom tip. Also has a greasy toupe for hair

gib-titty the clown

by OldavothemanO June 7, 2018

pesto titty

Some who is just a complete douche who is unfaithful and is easily angered

Sarah: omg did you here what dillian did to delany he is such a pesto titty
Jessy: OML i know what an ass

by Tysexual March 23, 2017