When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
Get the Jerk from Homemug. Super jerking is when u stroke 4 or more per second only the chosen can do it or - just horny niggas
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
Get the Super Jerkingmug. by bitch squad October 9, 2016
Get the jerk circlemug. The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
Get the Toilet Jerkmug. One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.
I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.
by WhiskyNick September 14, 2018
Get the Accidental Jerkmug. by Jaguar28 September 20, 2022
Get the Jerkmug. by Halfbagel May 5, 2016
Get the Jerk le Gherkmug.