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italian spice

Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.
“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair”
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”

My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice
by Jip-Meister February 20, 2024
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Italian

An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
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Italian quick draw

When an Italian shoots down someone’s chance to spread a random fact
John kept spewing out random facts until I pulled an Italian quick draw
by Quantum Aspect March 15, 2024
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Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
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Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
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Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.
Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.
by Steadlur October 9, 2025
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italian sauce job

An even where an italians magical spirit and soul end up all over your face.
Sometimes your mind is blown, sometimes the italian sauce job recks noodles.
Either way somebody will be covered in a nice pile of italian sauce
You busy today tony, nope although my wife has given my family a beautiful italian sauce job on our noodles the past few weeks.
by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025
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