Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

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Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

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bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

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Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".

Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."

Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021

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