January 22

Send nudes day

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay

by Jason 87282882 January 22, 2023

January 1

January 1 is the day all the crackheads were born.

Hey Suzan you’re a crackhead,since you were born on January 1st

by 🦄🐺 February 16, 2020

January 3

Slap your friends ass today for No Reason.

Because you are born on January 3

Ow why are you slapping my ass u idiot

Because its January 3

by Stranger you dont know November 23, 2021

january 1th

national Greg day, celebrate everyone named Greg!

larry: oh hey Greg *hugs* its national Greg day!, January 1th
Greg: thank you

by A.frog.from.outer.space June 4, 2021

January 1

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.

January 1

by anonymous December 30, 2021

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 8th

National kiss your homies day.

Friend 1: bro why did you just kiss me
Friend 2: it’s January 8th
Friend 1: oh yeah, i forgot

by BigDamientheThird January 8, 2021