Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

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Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.

Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."

by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024

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A Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is an action in which someone falls upstairs, somehow defying the laws of gravity and physics as we know it.

“I was carrying my LEGO White House upstairs, but I did a Joe Biden and the set is now in pieces!”

by Boba755 May 20, 2024

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Skibidi Biden

A parody of the Skibidi Toilet Web series that aired on the Stephen Colbert show that aired on May 22nd, 2024. It received mostly negative reception due to the joke being pure brainrot or just unfunny and unrelatable, considering the audiences are mostly Millennials and Gen X.

Person 1: Did you hear about Skibidi Biden?
Person 2: Yeah that shit was so cringe

by Inferno Bledsoe May 28, 2024

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Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

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