The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
by Hollowzero April 11, 2008
Get the tossed blumpkin mug.Before having gay sex, a way to determine who is on top and who is on bottom. Derived from the term "drop the soap" but in this case the result is desired.
Straight guy: "How do you guys figure out who is on top or who is on bottom?"
Gay guy A: "Well, we lock eyes. Whoever blinks first is on the bottom."
Gay guy B: "Yea, either that or we play toss the soap and the first person who drops it is on the bottom."
Gay guy A: "Well, we lock eyes. Whoever blinks first is on the bottom."
Gay guy B: "Yea, either that or we play toss the soap and the first person who drops it is on the bottom."
by Cheekish May 10, 2007
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A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.
"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"
by Kall- April 5, 2008
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Get the Toshan mug.An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
by The Z man January 21, 2006
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by IndySteve July 9, 2010
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