Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011

Whoppi Faced

A Very Ugly Situation. A reference to comedian, actress and talk-show host Whoppi Goldberg's looks.

"When you lose control of a volatile situation, shit can get Whoppi Faced really quickly."

by CrimewaveExitStrategey November 07, 2015

Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel

“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”

by alexanderthegreatpleb December 07, 2018

Face-Warrior

Somebody who spends more than 75% of their free time on Facebook.

Someone who spends a freakishly long time on facebook.

Person A - Is John coming out tonight?
Person B - No, he is staying in. Probably on Facebook stalking women.
Person A - Oh, he is such a Face-Warrior!

by Gez North December 21, 2009

face froster

A man's penis

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.

by anonymous0909090909 August 02, 2010

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 07, 2014

Pegging Face

A facial expression expressing the desire to peg whoever the expression is directed towards.

" She gave me the Pegging Face, and I knew what time it was."

by Swaggety69 October 21, 2021