The Ladder Test

If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"

Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 24, 2010
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Test Push

In response to a case of bubble guts, the practice of giving a slight push from one's ass to determine if the bowel is about to spew, or it if is only a helpless fart.
Albert: I can hear your stomach from here, do you need to go to the bathroom?
Mary: I think I'm alright. I just did a test push and it seems to be just gas for now.
by AdamLovesCabernet June 12, 2020
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there will be a test

A sarcastic phrase used after saying a lot of information to combat people who ignore or mock the amount of info given
unlike common misconception thots and hoes arent the same thing, but they are relatively similar at concept. there will be a test
by IzumiWasTaken April 05, 2020
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feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.
I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.
by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024
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nigga teste busting

two niggas busting each others balls competition
those blackys did the nigga teste busting
by fuggutarded December 11, 2021
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69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.
Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.
by NotAnImposter February 18, 2014
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test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.
I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?
by pentozali May 06, 2014
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