Matt chauncey

Matt chauncey is a mean muthafucka he will beat anyone's ass and it dont matter if you a girl you'll get your ass whooped too.

Hey bro what happened to her matt chauncey whooped her ass then her old mans

by Matt chauncey October 12, 2020

Pulled a Matt

Making plans for Saturday morning, but getting too drunk Friday night to follow through with said plans

We were supposed to go to brunch today, but he pulled a Matt

by RedneckViking August 07, 2021

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 04, 2014

Matt-ryan

To choke really hard.

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.

by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022

Matt's Brownie Brittle

When your partner wants aggressive anal play but doesn't like lube so their ass is super chapped.

Yo my girl had some real Matt's Brownie Brittle after sex last night.

by Uppies January 09, 2024

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 04, 2022

Matt Cameron

Someone who gets drunk easily and is prone to alcohol-induced vomiting. This can occur after as much as half a pint of beer, and is usually accompanied by strong denial of their condition. Few people will admit to being a Matt Cameron.

Did you see James at the party last night? He was almost as bad as Matt Cameron.

I Matt Cameroned all over the floor this morning.

Oh no I can't have another beer or else I will Matt Cameron all over the table

by MatthewCameron January 12, 2018