Hookers and Ice Cream

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park

1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.

by Ann Frank February 19, 2009

Vanilla ass cream

a pleasant smelling cream formula used for adults in whom frequently obtain a chapped or rashed anus, taint, and or gooch. This cream formula is rich with minerals to help restore natural skin surfaces and has a vanilla scent to block usual asshole odors. With its thick pasty texture, it has also been used to absorb and sanitize anal leakage.

e.g. Brad pitt: Honey, wheres my vanilla ass cream? Jolie: Oh, is ur butthole leaking again? Brad: No, my taint is chapped from watching that IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT marathon.

by sh@t:on:myself January 19, 2010

Newcomerstown cream pie

When your masterbating you jizz in your hand, and then you slap someone in the face with it. Therefore giving the effect that they just got hit in the face with a tasty lemon meringue pie or a whip cream pie.

My girl and I were chillen at my house and she was complaining alot. I was getten torqued so to shut her up real good and teach her a lesson I gave her a "Newcomerstown cream pie"

by creamaramher July 9, 2010

Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

by Kiki5472 June 9, 2016

Ghetto acne cream

mix Lever 2000, Aloe Vera, and Baking soda in a small dish, then apply it to your face. let it set until the baking soda congeals into a white powder all over your face, rinse with warm to hot water. repeat once a day for 5 days, and you'll have ghettofied clean and clear skin.

Guy 1- "dude! your face is so smoothe, how much did you spend to get it like that?"
Guy 2- "shit, i stole your stuff to make some Ghetto acne cream"
Guy 1- "Ah, that's why i'm spending a fortune on comercialized acne washes, you stole all the basic materials needed to have beautiful skin".

by lkreyna2 March 6, 2008

Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

by kisameassa July 10, 2007