a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)
by wellokboomeryourwelcome December 8, 2019
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Guy one: Yo dude, did you get that girl to hook up with you?
Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
Guy two: Nah man, she was a wicked cucunter sandwich. She wouldnt even open her legs for a 3 legged dog.
by a cucunter June 11, 2009
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Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.
by Jimmy Bondo April 2, 2013
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Scared male: "Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, lololol"
human of any other gender: "Dude, this isn't the 1950s anymore, sandwich jokes aren't funny"
human of any other gender: "Dude, this isn't the 1950s anymore, sandwich jokes aren't funny"
by The worthySledgeHammer December 9, 2014
Get the sandwich jokes mug.When you go to a fast food restaurant and purchase a chicken sandwich and remove the chicken. Continue by getting a hand job with the buns of the sandwich. Then, release your load onto the buns, place the chicken back on the buns and have the female eat the Chicken Sandwich.
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by Adamzombie November 28, 2010
Get the Chicken Sandwich mug.When a pair of breasts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the breasts and vagina at once. Depending upon the age of the 'sandwich meat', you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended anus as another condiment, thus making a Club Deluxe Sandwich. Most sandwiches come 'sans mayo' but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.
"Slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. I'll plug in your Rascal... there. Now lets touch your toes and have a Club Sandwich."
by BlackTunaMan November 27, 2011
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