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taylor swift

teen girl moron: omg i love the new taylor swift album!

almost everyone ever: man that chicks so overhyped ffs
by mandudebrochick December 26, 2024
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Taylor Swift

You can't find anything worse than her, honestly her music is terrible and the fans are worse
Mate, did you hear about elon musk lately?
Yeah, he did a taylor swift
by GingerJeesh January 26, 2025
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Get Shwifty

the act of dancing with no music
" oh yeahhh, you gotta Get Shwiftyyyyy, you gotta Get Shwifty in hereeeee, its time to Get Shwiftyy"
by Your boy, FRESH! March 18, 2026
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taylor swift

Person 1 "yeah Kanye West made that bitch taylor swift famous."
Person 2 "yeah he made that bitch famous."
by Lacklusta February 28, 2025
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dirty shifty

When you meet a guy named Tyson and he get called out and turns into a pussy
shifty visited tysons home town and shifty did a dirty shifty and tyson no show
by shifty freeman March 22, 2025
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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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Taylor Swift

Someone who is a very over-rated musician who does not sing real music. She uses autotune and very synthetic instruments and runs her own online cult following of sheep who do not understand what real music is.

I'm not here to tell you that real music is 80's rock that your daddy listened to while taking you to swim practice, but rather it comes from skill and hard work. Not having a robot sing for you.
Taylor Swift is completely over rated, along with other musicians like Brittany Spears. 🖕
by all-hail-cthulhu May 29, 2025
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