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Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011
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O. Henry surprise

Stories with wit and clever twist endings
A young couple is short of money but secretly wants to buy each other Christmas gifts. Della sells her beautiful hair, in order to buy a platinum fob chain for Jim's watch; while Jim sells his watch, to buy jeweled combs for Della's hair. O. Henry surprise.
by cinch January 31, 2012
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Maple Syrup Surprise

During sex, right before the man ejaculates, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it all over the girl, whilst yelling MAPLE SYRUP SURPRISE
"I maple syrup surprised that girl until she looked like my Eggos."
by BoilBoyleBoile March 20, 2010
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Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.
by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
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counciltucky surprise party

When you go to your underage Girls house expecting sex, but the cops are there and join in!
I had a counciltucky surprise party last nigh! Looks like im not going to prison!
by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019
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Blow-fish Surprise

The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
by The Tickeler February 9, 2013
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Ron's Creamy Surprise

Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.
I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."
by Urbman August 12, 2016
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