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Maugerville Shake and Bake 

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

50 shades of jesus 

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"

Jonny Shake 

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
“Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers

cold shake 

The act of mixing raw heroin with water without heat in the bucket of your needle, and shooting it. Can only be done with pure, raw heroin.
That raw from up North is so good you can cold shake it.
cold shake by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Salt Shaker 

When someone is beyond salty. The second level of being salty
Savannah: He’s being a salty, I didn’t even do anything.

Sunny: He’s being a salt shaker
Salt Shaker by Nauti_girl December 27, 2018

Miso Shake 

Violent tremor that occurs prior to sipping Miso Soup from a Miso Soup spoon.
After a long night of moleing, Jacc had the miso shakes at Shinju Sushi.

shite, the miso shake made me spill my soup on my new dungarees.
Miso Shake by Cuckis69 February 15, 2019