When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!
by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020
Get the California Shit Rocketmug. Human Bottle Rocket
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.
Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.
Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.
Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2
Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2
Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.
Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.
Step #8
Enjoy the light show
by Jamscone May 14, 2022
Get the Human Bottle Rocketmug. When a girl with braces gives you a blow job and scraps the males dick and makes them bleed and continues to suck.
"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
"Baby I'm going to give you a bloody metal rocket" "what's that?" "You'll find out"
by Kujas July 11, 2014
Get the bloody metal rocketmug. by Bigish Johnson April 2, 2021
Get the Prosecco Reese's Rocketmug. He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil
by Crotux December 11, 2019
Get the Little Rocket Manmug. A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
by gfjb December 28, 2015
Get the Newport pocket rocketmug. The male organ used to engage in male on male sex. Can be used by NASA employees or anyone in general.
by JONMAPS August 18, 2010
Get the Man Rocketmug.