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Robert

A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022
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Liam Roberts

The fuck head idiot millwall goalkeeper who did a kung fu move on Jean-Philippe Mateta.
Liam Roberts should be banned for life for that shitshow of a tackle and his should start a new career in the UFC.
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Robert

BIG HUMONGOUS PENIS. SO BIG. HUGE PENIS MAN.
Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN
by anonymous November 15, 2021
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Robert

Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.
by Zedslo December 22, 2022
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Robert Crush

STUPID NIGGER ROBERT CRUSH IS BEING AIDS
by robbey crush August 8, 2016
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Robert Kim

Customer: Iโ€™ll take a 20 piece Robert Kim, please.

McDonaldโ€™s Employee: We serve Michael Han, is that fine?
by maltgin June 16, 2018
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Robert Pastor Disaster

To create a completely unnecessary fucked up situation. This term originated from a senile old man named Robert Pastor.
by Craig10 December 3, 2021
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