Panic at the disco

Panic at the disco is easily the worst band on the planet. It causes thoughts of suicide, explosive diarrhea, mad cow disease, swine flu, and rarely offers any actual benefits. Panic at The Disco is responsible for the deaths of nearly 47 thousand children, including orphans and toddlers. The only people that claim to like this band are: Hitler, Rosie odonnell, and Barack Obama.

Greg - Dude, i was listening to some Panic at the disco earlier, im not feeling to good.

Frank- Swine Flu?

Greg- it's a combo this time, aids and Mad cow disease

Frank- those bastards

by Metal freak11d2 and b-layz August 8, 2009

Podiceps cristatus

From the latin; Picking both of ones nostrils at the same time. Lit. trans. "Double Pick"

You should have seen this guys <i>podiceps cristatus</i>, those fingers were all jammed up there!

by Jonathan Donaldson January 27, 2004

Phonicking

When someone you are with receives or makes a phone call, text, or email and you decide to check your own phone for the same.

I will be phonicking while you take that call.

by aerochik October 28, 2008

penictory

A book containing all the known synonyms of the word penis.

My dong itches!

Dong, that's like a ho-ho isn't it?

No man, consult the penictory

by s to the tizzo a to the nizzo February 19, 2009

Panicure

What happens when a woman from New Jersey gets angry in a nail salon

Jenny: Why's your hair all fucked up? Didn't you just get back from the salon?
Karina: This Jersey whore started a panicure and all hell broke loose.

by cox'n'dix October 18, 2010

Policedem

Word used by mandem when referring to the police. (Fed)

"We sent da policedem on a wild goose chase"

by nestrawberryshortcake September 11, 2011

Panic Masturbation

The act of masturbation right before an impending tragedy or catastrophic event. Leads to a brisk and usually unsatisfying climax.

Ryan: did you hear about the new findings in flight 97 black box?
Kevin: nah man
Ryan: apparently several passengers broke out in a furious panic masturbation session during the nosedive

Kevin: how were the climaxes?
Ryan: brisk and usually unsatisfying

by Ryan McKevin July 24, 2013