Pirate Eye

The act of giving someone "the squint eye stare" looking like a pirate.

That fuckin goof gave the "the pirate eye."

I gave that bitch the "pirate eye" to her after i cummed on her and she didnt like it.

My wife gave me the "pirate eye" when she caught me beating my meat.

by Molloble June 12, 2008

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004

angry pirate

The act of getting a blow job from a girl, or guy...shooting the load in their face, kicking them in the shin, and then telling them you slept with their brother/sister...so to make them say "arrggg!"

I came in her face, kicked her hard in the shin, and ran away shouting I slept with her sister, and she came out holding her eye, limping, and saying "Arrrrggg!"

by cjv February 26, 2004

ass pirate

A real jack-ass.

My day has been plundered by an ass pirate

by dick lane April 25, 2003

Angry Pirate

An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate.

See also Angry Penguin

You gave your girlfriend an Angry Pirate last night.

by Binary Nation September 13, 2004

angry pirate

Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!

by Joe February 13, 2005

u pirate

someone that is frugal. A person that never pays full price for anything.

John you bought that plasma TV for 50 bucks, u pirate!!

by Toddy Man April 17, 2007