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pecker checker

another term for a cock blocker, usually a portly to rotund female who accompanies a beautiful vixen and who has taken it upon herself to protect her gorgeous friend's virtue by inserting herself between her friend and anybody she deems interested in said friend, (ergo, a threat) and driving them away by any means necessary. The term can also however, refer to any male who is deliberately sabotaging another male's attempts to horizontal boot-knock with a member of the opposite sex, for whatever sick, twisted reason. These icons of shame and self disgust, are almost always looked down upon with hatred and contempt.
Yo Dufus! Whatchew doing ruining my play with that fine mofo in the pink short shorts? You some kinda pecker checker, or what?
by 1 Beat off September 28, 2010
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pecker tracks

An instant messenger log of a cyber-sex episode that is sent back to the other participant.
"I don't use that MSN account anymore. I get too many pecker tracks."
by DocLightning December 22, 2004
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gas packer

Gas packing is when youre fuckin a bitch in the ass and she passes gas. At which point you get mad and donkey punch her in the back of the head and while knocked out you pack all the gas back in.
carm: "hey rick what did you do last night?"
rick: "i was at my bitch's house for a sleepover fucking and she pissed me off while we were anal'ing so i pulled a gas packer on that bitch"
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 9, 2008
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Fudge Packer

Someone who drives really close behind me.
If this fudge packer doesnt like how slow im driving he can go around me.
by jondySauce March 14, 2010
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Nail his/your pecker to a fence post.

Means one of two things.
1:Something one guy tells another to make a point.
2:A type of crucifixion where you are tranfixed to a fence post by having your pecker nailed to it where you will have to stay till you die or someone comes along to rescue you.
1:Hears the keys to my car.Put a dent in it and I a nail your pecker to a fence post.
2:There's that queer again.Lets nail his pecker to a fience post.
And that is the meaning of nail his/your pecker to a fence post.
by Deep blue 2012 January 9, 2010
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Fudge packer

A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.
Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie
by ThatSoFunny December 8, 2007
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The Pickerings

The Pickerings are a family made for fighting, making the right decisions and being BUFF!
They have the heart of The Pickerings
by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021
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