After anal sex, the female takes a giant dump on the males back, and smears it down creating a smooth layout. The female then writes her full name using her finger with the shit that is on the males back.
by Dene V April 3, 2008
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Under the runny, pinkish layer of war paint Joshua picked up fisting, screwing, and rimming Antonio, he actually looked quite content...and sexy.
by Crammer September 27, 2004
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Often refered to as: The Great Pant.
Often refered to as: The Great Pant.
by Scarecrow June 5, 2003
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You're always scratching yourself down there. You're gonna leave your underwear full of taint paint!
by AFRO12 June 27, 2007
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Its origins in underground Aimspoke Courts, young gentlemen would say this to their female counterparts when referring to their genitals. Its literal translation is "eptoon the fish of the pants," the word eptoon has no English translation; it is merely a colloquial term describing what exists in the now.
Its origins in underground Aimspoke Courts, young gentlemen would say this to their female counterparts when referring to their genitals. Its literal translation is "eptoon the fish of the pants," the word eptoon has no English translation; it is merely a colloquial term describing what exists in the now.
Gentleman: "Utna con, eptoon fish del panta luna otu here?"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no spik-spok, Tom Cruise, ul!"
Gentleman: "Faskito!"
Rough English Translation:
Gentleman: "With me, eptoon the genitals with sex?"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no foreplay, you rich and scientific man, for heavensake no!"
Gentleman: "Sike!"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no spik-spok, Tom Cruise, ul!"
Gentleman: "Faskito!"
Rough English Translation:
Gentleman: "With me, eptoon the genitals with sex?"
Gentlewoman: "Please, no foreplay, you rich and scientific man, for heavensake no!"
Gentleman: "Sike!"
by M. J. Tktkt September 27, 2006
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Get the paint job mug.A "sports" played by groups of people that like to feel the pain of 68.cal balls (filled with food coloring) hitting there body parts. A "marker" is the "gun" used in paintball to launch the balls at other players, it is shaped like the letter "F" but tilted to the right. most paintball "markers" have a small air tank connected to the back of it that propells the balls out of the short barrel.
Paintball "guns" are very inaccurate due to there lenght of barrel. you have to target practice at a shooting range because the shape of the "marker" has a close resemblance to the m249 light machine gun. It is illegal to shoot this "marker" in ur backyard. The maximum distance a paintball can travel before hitting the ground is exactly 30ft.
The paintball field acts as the players canvas. it is often filled with colorful balloons that players use to hide behind. the dimension of the field is 15ft X 25ft because paintball markers are not able to shoot past 32ft. The "marker" is loaded with balls from the top. A "Ballsack" or "hopper" is used to hold the balls and is glued to the top of the "marker"so that when the "players" run or melee with there "markers" the balls wont go flying everywhere.
Paintballs are usually not biodegradable or wash off easily unlike the crayola markers. Some biodegradable paintballs are available but cost twice as much as non biodegradable ones because instead of toxic paint it is filled with fresh deer blood.
Colorful clothing/jumpsuit is required to play this "sports". also a full face mask is needed to protect ur face from getting paint/blood on it.
This sports is favored by, rich men, homosexuals, and people who love to show there dime sized bruses to there friends.
Paintball "guns" are very inaccurate due to there lenght of barrel. you have to target practice at a shooting range because the shape of the "marker" has a close resemblance to the m249 light machine gun. It is illegal to shoot this "marker" in ur backyard. The maximum distance a paintball can travel before hitting the ground is exactly 30ft.
The paintball field acts as the players canvas. it is often filled with colorful balloons that players use to hide behind. the dimension of the field is 15ft X 25ft because paintball markers are not able to shoot past 32ft. The "marker" is loaded with balls from the top. A "Ballsack" or "hopper" is used to hold the balls and is glued to the top of the "marker"so that when the "players" run or melee with there "markers" the balls wont go flying everywhere.
Paintballs are usually not biodegradable or wash off easily unlike the crayola markers. Some biodegradable paintballs are available but cost twice as much as non biodegradable ones because instead of toxic paint it is filled with fresh deer blood.
Colorful clothing/jumpsuit is required to play this "sports". also a full face mask is needed to protect ur face from getting paint/blood on it.
This sports is favored by, rich men, homosexuals, and people who love to show there dime sized bruses to there friends.
by Randy Park January 9, 2008
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