Periodist.

Term used to describe discrimination against separate periods in a school day, such as one assignment being assigned to one class and not the other.

Person 1: Dude, our science teacher is periodist.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: He didn't give your class the assignment, but he gave us it.
Person 2: Yeah, that is kinda periodist.

by deltuhhsharter February 21, 2024

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

period

a description for an amount of time.

It's that fucking period of the time of month.

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

Period Poo Poo

when your bestie slays so you say this weird phrase.

Sally: Guess what?! I aced that pregnancy test!
Morgan: Period poo poo girl!

by blondeimpressions March 27, 2024

Period

Uterus wants a baby. But person don't want the baby. So uterus make's person's life a living hell. Literal war flashbacks for anyone that experiences this.

Shit I just got my period

by ssplashingttwo April 4, 2024

Period

The unfathomable demonic void of perpetual agony I, along other cis females, sometimes get.

Period is hell.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 30, 2024

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025