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Beach

(adj.)
• a state of being at complete and utter peace with oneself.
(noun)
• a legendary bar built only for the gods
(adj.)
Bro don't you just wanna be beach?
(noun)
Let's go to the Beach!
by Trebek's Mother December 16, 2017
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Jones Beach

1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.

2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.

Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!

Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
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National pass out on will websters beach day

August 9th is national pass out on will websters beach day, get so drunk you pass out on the sand.
"National Pass Out on Will Websters Beach Day" is described as a day on August 9th where people drink as much alcohol as they can until they pass out on the sand at Will Websters Beach.
by Hdbejdidn August 9, 2024
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Fur Beach

When one finds him or herself going to a beach in hope of finding a hairy lover
Grab your sun tan lotion, we're going to fur beach!
by Ptak38 December 15, 2010
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beach

an area of sand or rocks next to the sea
We spent a week by the sea, lying around on the beach.
We had a romantic walk along the beach.
by vladimir trump February 19, 2024
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sun of the beach

a slightly altered way of speaking 'son of the bitch'. Or probably just a scene involving the sun and the beach.
Mate 1: woah, look at that! sun of the beach! a pretty scene!
Mate 2: nah it ain't, you sun of the beach.
by Barnacl437 November 1, 2023
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Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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