jack-off

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003

gaff off

To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).

"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."

by PaddyNT March 25, 2006

have it off

Have sex.

"Let's go upstairs and have it off!"

by jisatsusha December 31, 2003

Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

by Horror Hey March 18, 2008

get off

1.)Meaning for a guy to ejaculate/cum.
2.) To tell a person to get off the top off you.

1.) Dan totally got off after Elizabeth gave him a mind-blowing blowjob.
2.) *Person A jumps onto Person B*
Person A: RAWR!!!!
Person B: DUDE! GET OFF!!!

by Elizabeth March 03, 2005

[off-putting]

an unpleasant sense

Nothing is more off-putting to a potential buyer than an apartment that's stale-smelling.

by forza milan July 18, 2008

sack-off

To ditch or leave someone in your crew behind. Often because they have become iritating on a night out or hatin' on you.

If Dan doesn't chill I'm gonna sack him off tonight!

Gazzy P is in a right mood I'm gonna sack him off soon

I might have to sack-off you. I will give you 10mins then we're bailing to the next club.

by rdykester December 20, 2006