mass-marketed non-conformism

Very similar to conformists or popular culture... but actually a subculture of pop. If sixty kids shop at Hot topic then they are mass-marketed non-coformists. They used to listen to Marilyn before he released "AntiChrist Superstar" so they justify that they are not posers. Next gen version of these kids are know described as Scene.

Choir of 13 angst-ridden kiddies singing in unison:
"one is different but there are a million the same!"
After seeing this specticle one realizes...Holy shite!
All Those kids are practicing mass-marketed non-conformism!

by melloncollieowl November 21, 2005

Toxic Non-Relationship

1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.

2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.

3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.

4. dating mr. yuck.

I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.

by Dating Mr. Yuck June 25, 2010

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

Sha-non-ing

The act of kicking yourself in the head repeatedly for letting any beautiful, witty and charismatic Irish girl walk out of your life.

I'm Sha-non-ing pretty bad today, buddy, what do you say we go to the pub for a pint.

by John Overbeck January 22, 2009

fursona non grata

An unacceptable or unwelcome furry individual at a given event.

1. Dude, that guy jumped on stage in a stolen fursuit, screamed into the mic that the CIA was after him, and punched the Guest of Honor in the dick. He's Fursona non grata now at a bunch of cons. You'll never see him again.
2. That guy tweeted a bunch of bullshit nonsense about the con staff and was permabanned. Total Fursona non grata. Kthxbai.

by Illumiknotty January 17, 2018

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

Gender non-conformist

A person who regardless of their sex (male or female) does not conform the social views/standards of a persons gender (masculine or feminine).

Gender non-conformist ex. 1: A person who is male (sex) does not call himself masculine nor feminine (gender), regardless of social standards.

Gender non-conformist ex. 2: A person who is female (sex) does not call herself masculine nor feminine (gender), regardless of social standards.

by highbythebeach September 19, 2015