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You: *wakes up from desk nap and looks at light* “I-is this heaven?”

Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”

You: *actually dies*
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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A fucking torture chamber that the government organises for children and teenagers while simultaneously robbing them of their childhoods. In the USA, you have to pay for the privilege of attending these shitholes while in some socialist countries such as Denmark, you get paid to go (long live socialism!) Not only that, you have to do this satanic thing known as homework which was invented by the world's biggest dickhead and you also have to take impossible exams. Probably the reason why suicide rates amongst teenagers are very high.
Why are there a bunch of brainwashed, depressed teenagers in there? Oh yeah, they are in school, learning useless things that are really difficult. No wonder they look like they want to die...
by Galactic_Nerd-sk April 23, 2020
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a hellish prison created by satan to make kids learn about shit hat no one cares about.
school is prison for kids
by uiohjoi May 4, 2018
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Are you going to HELL(school) today
by One skinny boi June 4, 2018
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time to go to hell

*enters school*
by karen 😎 October 26, 2019
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The fiery pits of hell, where satan (also known as teachers) fuck with your brain
Person 1: What is a school
Person 2: A brain butt fucking system
by Idk who I am anymore September 5, 2017
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