PBS COUNTRY

PBS IF THE COUNTRY WAS A TV NETWORK

I'm not moving to canada, that's the PBS country, if countries were defined as TV networks.

by Sling it H2 October 9, 2023

Country Delight

Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.

Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.

Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?

by noddy1000 November 24, 2021

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Cross country

A sport that suicidal kids play.

Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”

by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022

Rough country

Grown men similar to hillbillies, unlike hillbillies they wash their ass and wear shoes! Can often be spotted by their new shiny trucks. Think if a rough neck a redneck and a hillbilly had a baby and that baby would grow to be rough county! Absolutely can consume enough alcohol to keep a moonshiner dry!

They are more on the rough country side so we should have fun!

by Dixie norm October 24, 2025

country glenn

Country Glenn is an apartment complex where all the beaners live, no wifi signal, most have no papers, and all you will see when you enter the complex is trucks and landscaping equipment.

Friend 1: yo you trynna go to country glenn?

friend 2: nah bro im not trynna get shot

friend 1: yea you right

by ball trimmer 69 December 4, 2023

Country Club

A group of white people with the same Hobby or interests that become friends or end up doing the hobby together.

Trump, Cosby and Kavanaugh really make a great country club, maybe when Cosby gets out they can meet up and have a nice ol' gangbang, dont worry, you can go as rough as you want because all the women are under some niiiiiicccceee pill Vodka sleep

by madness.kys March 17, 2019