When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.
Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 14, 2021
When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.
Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.
by Lines like lines on a paper October 14, 2021
The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 18, 2024
by Jawa74 December 26, 2017
a nigger!
Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 08, 2023
A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”
*gets bitten*
*dies*
“Serves you right”
by Dapper Noodle August 26, 2022