noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022

Noodle Neck

Term you use to call someone an idiot, stupid or silly. Similar to saying someone’s being a clown. In replacement of ‘dickhead’.

You’re being a noodle neck.

by Soccermom94 June 10, 2018

Noodle

A unit of time that is exactly two minutes. Purely coincidentally also the time it takes to makes a pot of instant noodles.

I'm just popping out for snack, see you in a noodle!

by Littlepunk February 13, 2022

tail noodles

a tail made out of noodles

dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 8, 2022

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

by lomindsfp May 11, 2022