Noah march

absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.

loves a stella and a fella ;)

top shaglord noah march

by noah march March 17, 2023

Noah

Noah is a very passionate young woman. Noah is the type to lick someones feet and call it a day. Noah loves men and Fortnite.

Noah is trash at everything he does

by Noah de botiana September 28, 2020

Noah

The opposite of Yesah

Friend: Noah, why are you such a pessimist. Take an example of Yesah.

by sovianYH December 12, 2018

Noah Schnapp

MaTeRiAl GoRl 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
(Gay)

Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?

by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023

Noah

Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better afterward.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.

'did you see Noah'
'yeah, is he okay?'
' I think he got rejected again'
'ha, i'm not surprised!'

by Electrafya July 8, 2024

noah grant

Noah Grant is an up and coming (M) Fashion Model, as well as having a significant Social Media following. Noah Grant was born April 24, 1999 in Maine.

1. Do you know who Noah Grant is ?

2. What is the instagram of Noah Grant ?

( noahgrantt )

by Vogueitalia January 20, 2023

noah

He is a masive simp for girls (mainly short asians) and plays fortnite religiously. He is a boy with short man syndrome and is sexually attracted to people his height.

Why are you such a noah

by noah_unliker1234 November 14, 2022