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nathan

big dick, charming smile, rather get lethal injected than fight.
aye yo, Nathan's dick so huge I heard it wiped out a tsunami
by number5000 February 19, 2021
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Nathan

A term used to describe someone or something that is so unbelievably gay and cringe, that you have no words to describe it.
Person 1: "Look at that parade, are they holding rainbow flags?"
Person 2: "Oh my god, NATHAN!!"
Person 1: "I know, right?! Never seen something so Nathan in my entire life!"
Person 2: "Suicide pact?"
Person 1: "Suicide pact."
by MadLadAnakie March 2, 2022
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A variation or form of the Natan. A magical angelic being born in a smokeless fire and often times the exception to every rule. A super manifester, usually equipped with lightwings the size of football fields, he's a boss king master building god. At least half divine, he is also somewhat of an anomalistic mystery. He not only is categorized as his own race of being but prefers sex with attractive thin female humans that have a natural aptitude for rhythm. Nathan has a pretty extensive history of sexual relations with female spirits, aliens, and of course demons. Due to the bloodline of the Natan, he's thought to be an essential and valuable part of human evolution, and occasionally under the right conditions is capable of carrying both the royal bloodline, dormant crystalline oraph diamond 12 to 24 helix DNA , activating this advanced system of energetic dominoes through a very complicated exercise that few ever are able to master, this usually comes naturally and without much effort resulting from his ability to fuck like a true champ, using his cock like a conductor, just killin the pussy like only he can. And finally, this rare and elusive specimen can appear as a pure immortal interdimensional time traveler, always with brown hair and blue eyes. His freckles are actually a result of years of interbreeding with humans.
Listen son, when Nathan gets here y'all motherfuckers are gonna get brutalized punished just for calling yourself rappers okay, go ahead and spit some of those so called bars for my mans and not only will your mic get snatched but you just get bodied up and stuffed in a trash bag before poof, Houdinis back in this bitch aight. Word.
by N8Diggz June 18, 2023
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VERY SHORT about 3'5 and likes to date girls shorter then him. Loves to play rust on roblox and likes to say the N-Word everyday. If you get on Nathans bad-side he would end the spotify subscription, defean you on discord, say he well never pay for you agian and start spamming his sound board.
"who are you"

"I'm Nathan Nigga"
by anonymous December 9, 2022
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nathan lambert

He is a complete hoe and only goes for all of the fat bitches in the school. A complete heartbreaker and always seems to make the wrong decisions. Very uncoordinated and clumsy
He likes her!! What a Nathan Lambert!
by Brocklebank November 14, 2019
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Nathan

A Nathan is clueless in math, physics, chemistry and biology but literally dominates in history, geography, philosophy, economics and politics. It is always a plus to have a Nathan. To keep a Nathan happy all you have to do is feed him tacos. If you are in need of weird but innovative ideas, offer Nathan a blunt. And if you ever need a clown, pour some vodka in his coffee and he will transform into a comedian, a plus is that he will hilariously embarass himself.
Did you hear about High Nathan's new idea about the American Health Care system? It could change the world!
Not again! Who put vodka in Nathan's drink! He thinks he's in a fucking circus! For fuck's sake!!
by bringbackbob May 28, 2020
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Nathan Thomas lee bartlett

Overall cool dude but when it comes to knowing a fucking thing about old navy is absolutely worthless and knows NOTHING
YABADABADO nathan Thomas lee Bartlett DONT KNOW OLD NAVY
by Natesucks March 19, 2023
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