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Saturday Morgans

Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.

Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Sylvestor: Hey dude, you doing any revision today?
Gerald: Nah man, I've got the Saturday Morgans.
by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
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Morgan

A lonely person who gets called a homosexual a lot. It doesn't bother him but still.
by Morgidw January 18, 2022
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Dee Morgan

When you are blessed to have the chance to date a man much younger, much better looking than you, way out of your league because you intentionally put heroin or fentanyl in front of his face and got him to relapse so you could snake your way back into his life
RYAN GOT KILLED BY A DEE MORGAN , A DESPERATE MOVE BY A GRIMEY AGING WITCH WITH A MANLY FACE.
by RyansForeverMinnesota December 12, 2023
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Morgan

Just like awakenings catch you off guard, Morgan is the person you overlook, yet when you come across, opens doors for genuine growth through healing and cultivating deeper understandings of love/compassion. Morgan is the person who exudes ghost-like, shapeshifter energy; they make you forget about reality outside of you two when you’re around them. This is the type of power that Morgan’s have & you better believe they use it to their advantage. Morgan gets what they want & they know it, they know everyone else knows it, too. Their humble respect, smooth charisma, friendly kindness, deep charming eyes, and eccentric smile attracts people who become fascinated by the essence of Morgan. People who meet Morgan feel privileged & sometimes can misconstrue Morgan’s actions due to obsessions over the way Morgan makes them feel. Morgan’s morals, values, and practices exemplify power, & although Morgan is genuinely a very caring person who is loyal to the people that are loyal to them, entitlement gets some to expect too much out of Morgan. When in love, Morgan knows they can have it all, they are aware of their ability to manipulate the way they live their reality. Morgan loves a person who is mysterious, interesting, challenging. Morgan cherishes a person who is interchangeable, accepting and adaptable to reassure them of their hidden truths; inconsistent patterns/habits. They attract people who are very passionate, curious & gracefully a bit all over the place.
Person 1: Morgan just texted me! I got invited to their event… Omg, I think we’re heading somewhere /.\

Person 2: Huh? Morgan also texted me the same message. And I also thought we were headed somewhere…

Person 3: Morgan is in a happy relationship. yall trippen and getting ahead of yourselves.

Person 1: ………… you know what, I AINT even mad cause Morgan was too good for us anyway. 😭

Person 2: Whoever Morgan is committed to must be some sort of godly person. I’m jealous!
by WifeyMaterialAF November 23, 2021
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Anthony and morgan

The two not to be fucked with, but still fucks with you cause they cool like that.

Can't have either one cause they infatuated with each other, even tho she hates Anthony cause he's an asshole. They will have your back tho, till you cross them, then they will snap your back.

Just stay on there good side, trust you will be good.
Anthony and Morgan are here, talk to her cause Anthony fucking nuts and won't have it.
by Psychotic ant... January 7, 2023
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morgan megan

they autistic side of morgan absolute idiot loves to eat shit otherwise know as retard
by catlover125 November 13, 2019
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Callie Morgan

A person with the name Callie Morgan they are sweet, smart, kind, cute, and a little shy when you meet them the after you get to know them they will be your best friend keep them close to you
Callie is so sweet.
Have you meet the new girl Callie Morgan she is so smart.
by Callie Morgan February 22, 2025
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