girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024

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clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

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Derk maxing

The act of practicing kegels with feces to stimulate the male g spot.

“Bro, I was practicing derk maxing and accidentally pooped myself.”

by Derk maxer February 29, 2024

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Mint Maxing

1) The act of building a tolerance to anything with a minty taste or sensation for the purposes of self improvement.
a) The excessive use of any product or products based on if they are mint flavored.
b) Intense enjoyment of all things minty and cool.

I learned about menthols health benefits so I began mint maxing.

Person 1: Hey why does a cloud of cool minty scent surround John?
Person 2: I heard he is mint maxing and chews a pack of gum a day.

by XxEpicSoupGamerxX March 18, 2024

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