Maplankeng

a person specifically females, that have absolutely no buttocks/ bumz to save their own life.

Eh that meddie is a heavy “Maplankeng”. They must waap her so she can get

by CTFG June 21, 2021

Maple-Blaster

adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent

On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster

by Cyric2244 July 2, 2021

mapleboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021

MapleSyrupMan

MapleSyrupMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Your a MapleSyrupMan

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

Mapley

Relating to everything about Canada and being Canadian.

My best friend is from Canada and he's a proud Mapley.

by miaviotrio August 30, 2021

mapplarge

When you find yourself frustrated, sad or angry, but you also don't want give details or talk about it for any number of reasons. It's your way to convey to others that you want to drop the topic or tell that you are feeling negative emotions right now but you can't quite express it yet or disclose what you are feeling

Past tense: Mapplarge
Present tense: Mapplarge
Future tense: Mapplarge

Can be used as a noun or an adjective

Hey how are you feeling right now?
I'm feeling Mapplarge.

Can you tell me about it?
Sorry it's Mapplarge, so can we please change the subject?

I feel Mapplarge right now.

I am going to say I'm Mapplarge and end my relationship with her.

I am at Mapplarge with you at the moment and I can't be bothered to talk to you any further.

Can you stop Mapplarge and tell me what's going on with you?

by IndexClone September 13, 2021

Maplease

Show me a map, a picture of a map or a directional diagram… please.
Simple answer to laziness of not being bothered to look up a map yourself or to find a location.
Maplease.

Maplease

by Ozymuk September 17, 2021